Starting over isn’t easy — but your morning coffee can be.
Grounds for Divorce™ was created for anyone navigating a life transition, embracing a new chapter, or simply needing a moment of strength with their cup. Designed by Split Happens, the leading brand helping individuals reclaim joy and clarity after separation, this roast blends humor, humanity, and high-quality craft into every bag.
Partnered with VALOR Coffee, each batch is roasted with precision to deliver smooth depth, a clean finish, and a bold flavor that stands up to even the toughest mornings.
Because resilience deserves a ritual — and every comeback starts with a sip.
Coffee and Mug- $19.99
Includes:
One 12 oz bag of Grounds for Divorce™ Dark Roast (VALOR Coffee)
Premium navy ceramic Split Happens mug
Gift message option included
Perfect for yourself or a friend navigating a split
12 oz Bag – $14.99
For those who want the bold flavor without the mug, this stand-alone bag offers:
Small-batch roasted dark roast
Smooth, rich flavor with cocoa + spice notes
Ground for easy brewing
Perfect for your daily ritual or gifting
A dark roast designed for clarity, courage, and clean taste.
Roast: Dark
Body: Full
Aroma: Warm, balanced, comforting
Flavor Notes: Cocoa, subtle spice, smooth finish
Grind: Ground
Bag Size: 12 oz (Freshness sealed)
Brew Methods: Drip, French press, pour-over
Strength: Bold Profile
Roast: Dark Roast
Notes: Cocoa • Spice • Smooth
Freshness: Small-Batch Roasted
Weight: 12 oz Bag
Every cup is a reminder that resilience is brewed daily.
Roasted by VALOR Coffee for premium flavor and consistency.
Perfect for breakup kits, best-friend gifts, and fresh-start celebrations.
Every purchase supports Split Happens—our platform dedicated to rebuilding lives with humor, heart, and community.
Navigating a separation or divorce
Sending support to a friend in transition
Women’s retreats and empowerment events
Fresh-start mornings
Self-care rituals
Humorous, heartfelt gifting
Breakup survival kits
Offices, coworkers, and “thinking of you” gifts
“Actually delicious.”
“I bought it for the name, stayed for the taste. Smooth, bold, not bitter.”
The perfect comeback coffee.”
“My friend is going through a divorce, and this made her laugh AND feel supported.”
“The mug + bag combo is genius.”
“A feel-good gift with real flavor behind it.”
At Split Happens, we transform difficult transitions into empowering new chapters.
Through resources, support, humor, and community, we help individuals rebuild their lives with strength and clarity — on their own terms.
The Grounds for Divorce™ collection is one more way we give you a lift when life feels heavy.
Explore more at SplitHappens.com
Because healing deserves joy, connection… and great coffee.
Is the roast fresh?
Yes — VALOR Coffee roasts in small batches for maximum freshness.
Is the coffee ground or whole bean?
Ground for easy brewing.
Can I include a gift message?
Yes. Every order can include a personal note.
Is the mug dishwasher safe?
NO- The mug is not dishwasher safe. Trust us, we tried it.
Do you offer gift packaging?
Yes, at checkout.
Do you ship internationally?
U.S. shipping currently; international options coming soon.
Grounds for Divorce™ — Brew Strength. Sip Resilience.™
We founded Split Happens with the idea of bringing together a community of those going through a divorce or relationship breakup. Our vision is to help our members create a whole and fulfilled life, on their own terms. Our team and community will support every step of your breakup journey!