Brew Strength. Sip Resilience.™

Introducing Grounds for Divorce™

Dark roast crafted for fresh starts, bold mornings,
and rebuilding with confidence.

Small-batch roasted by VALOR Coffee, made to empower every comeback story.
THE STORY BEHIND THE BREW

Starting over isn’t easy — but your morning coffee can be.

Grounds for Divorce™ was created for anyone navigating a life transition, embracing a new chapter, or simply needing a moment of strength with their cup. Designed by Split Happens, the leading brand helping individuals reclaim joy and clarity after separation, this roast blends humor, humanity, and high-quality craft into every bag.

Partnered with VALOR Coffee, each batch is roasted with precision to deliver smooth depth, a clean finish, and a bold flavor that stands up to even the toughest mornings.

 

Because resilience deserves a ritual — and every comeback starts with a sip.

PRODUCT OPTIONS

☕ Combo Pack – Mug + Coffee

Coffee and Mug- $19.99

Includes:

  • One 12 oz bag of Grounds for Divorce™ Dark Roast (VALOR Coffee)

  • Premium navy ceramic Split Happens mug

  • Gift message option included

  • Perfect for yourself or a friend navigating a split

 

 

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☕ Grounds for Divorce™ Coffee Only

12 oz Bag – $14.99

For those who want the bold flavor without the mug, this stand-alone bag offers:

  • Small-batch roasted dark roast

  • Smooth, rich flavor with cocoa + spice notes

  • Ground for easy brewing

  • Perfect for your daily ritual or gifting

 

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FLAVOR PROFILE

A dark roast designed for clarity, courage, and clean taste.

  • Roast: Dark

  • Body: Full

  • Aroma: Warm, balanced, comforting

  • Flavor Notes: Cocoa, subtle spice, smooth finish

  • Grind: Ground

  • Bag Size: 12 oz (Freshness sealed)

  • Brew Methods: Drip, French press, pour-over


Strength: Bold Profile
Roast: Dark Roast
Notes: Cocoa • Spice • Smooth
Freshness: Small-Batch Roasted
Weight: 12 oz Bag


 

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Empowering Ritual

Every cup is a reminder that resilience is brewed daily.

Crafted Quality

Roasted by VALOR Coffee for premium flavor and consistency.

Gift-Ready Packaging

Perfect for breakup kits, best-friend gifts, and fresh-start celebrations.

Meaningful Mission

Every purchase supports Split Happens—our platform dedicated to rebuilding lives with humor, heart, and community.


 

PERFECT FOR…

  • Navigating a separation or divorce

  • Sending support to a friend in transition

  • Women’s retreats and empowerment events

  • Fresh-start mornings

  • Self-care rituals

  • Humorous, heartfelt gifting

  • Breakup survival kits

  • Offices, coworkers, and “thinking of you” gifts


 

REVIEWS

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Actually delicious.”
“I bought it for the name, stayed for the taste. Smooth, bold, not bitter.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The perfect comeback coffee.”
“My friend is going through a divorce, and this made her laugh AND feel supported.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The mug + bag combo is genius.”
“A feel-good gift with real flavor behind it.”


 

ABOUT SPLIT HAPPENS

At Split Happens, we transform difficult transitions into empowering new chapters.
Through resources, support, humor, and community, we help individuals rebuild their lives with strength and clarity — on their own terms.

The Grounds for Divorce™ collection is one more way we give you a lift when life feels heavy.

Explore more at SplitHappens.com
Because healing deserves joy, connection… and great coffee.


 

FAQ

Is the roast fresh?
Yes — VALOR Coffee roasts in small batches for maximum freshness.

Is the coffee ground or whole bean?
Ground for easy brewing.

Can I include a gift message?
Yes. Every order can include a personal note.

Is the mug dishwasher safe?
NO- The mug is not dishwasher safe.  Trust us, we tried it.

Do you offer gift packaging?
Yes, at checkout.

Do you ship internationally?
U.S. shipping currently; international options coming soon.


 

Start your comeback story with the brew made for resilient humans everywhere.

Grounds for Divorce™ — Brew Strength. Sip Resilience.™